Limited Edition Tea Towel | I SH*T YOU NOT

Limited Edition Tea Towel | I SH*T YOU NOT

A tea towel for our time. This is one way to have-our-back during COVID-19.  And in return, we’ll we clean your dishes – you filthy animal!


I SH*T YOU NOT – is another tea towel for our times.

Our first limited edition tea-tea towels SOLD OUT IN 2 DAYS!  We sh*t you not. Big thanks to all who supported us. 

Who would have thought we’d be living through a pandemic like this…. with billions of people around the world on lockdown.

Arts organisations who rely on live shows have been hit badly by Covid-19.  And our company is one of them.  So far we have had to cancel four months’ worth of shows.  Social distancing comes at a great price for both artists and audiences, and right now we need your support.

Have-our-back during this period and in return, we’ll clean your dishes for you.  What more could you ask for, you filthy animal?!

Only 50 printed.  Once they are gone, they are GONE!


Sorry, Australian customers only.


Christmas lodgement dates for 2020 deliveries within Australia:

  • Parcel Post – Saturday 12 December 2020
  • Express Post – Saturday 19 December 2020


We are hoping to release a series of Limited Edition tea towels over the next few months.  Be the first to hear about them by signing up to the newsletter – scroll down to “Get the latest from Frank” and add your details.

Additional information

Weight .93 kg
  • Price
  • SIZE
    50 X 70 CM
    Western Australia
More Info

24 in stock


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